#DadJokes – Today’s Dad Jokes are….
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue. In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held…
Local co-operative celebrates 150th anniversary
The local co-operative, which was the first to open a fully self-service supermarket in Great Britain, is celebrating its 150th anniversary this Friday. Southern Co-op, originally named Portsea Island Mutual…
Botched Face Fillers On The Increase Warns Expert
“Beware the cosmetic cowboys.” In a stark warning released today, Amish Patel, an award-winning aesthetics practitioner and founder of one of the South-East’s prestigious aesthetics and skin care clinics, Intrigue…
#DadJokes – Today’s Dad Jokes are….
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable. In America, using the metric system can get you in legal…
#DadJokes – Today’s Dad Jokes are….
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing. Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.