Some Great Dad Jokes About their Wifes…
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I’m sticking to my guns. My wife left a note on the fridge that…
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My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed. Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it’s…
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My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care. Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.…
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I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down. What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?…
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What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac? I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist…