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What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07. 30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my…
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I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins. A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket.…
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What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus. At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself…
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I just spent £300 on a limo and learned it doesn’t come with a driver. I can’t believe I have nothing to chauffer it. What’s green and has wheels? Grass.…
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What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let’s get together and make a spectacle of ourselves. How come the Hulk doesn’t lose his pants when he transforms? The…