Your Dad Joke for Today is…
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care. Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.…
Your Dad Joke for Today is…
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down. What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?…
Your Dad Joke for Today is…
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac? I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist…
Your Dad Joke for Today is…
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07. 30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my…
Your Dad Joke for Today is…
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins. A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket.…