#DadJokes

Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face? This year’s Fibonacci convention is going…

I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody. Why didn’t the…

“Cop: I’m arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia.” Man: “Wait! I can explain everything!” My friend couldn’t afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a “Get Well…

Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line. My wife left me…

I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s. How do you make a tissue dance? You put…